My 4yr old daughter upon a neighborhood boy: When he grows up, he won’t be anything! He’ll just sit around watching TV!
My girls play with their stuffed animals
6 year old’s tiger to 4 year old’s bird: Would that I were going to kill you!
How did I get so behind? This pile of laundry , just yesterday was new, And my bedroom didn’t smell like diapers. Diapers I can’t seem to find, And the bathroom was fresh. And the streaks on the windows unnoticed. Now they all scream at me: clean me, clean me, clean me!
My 4yr old talks to my 2yr old: When I was two, I screamed and shouted and wept my tears!
Housewife Level: fitted sheets folded
When our family of five attends the Traditional Latin Mass, we no longer feel out of place, we just feel like a starter kit.
I bring out the ironing board.
4 yr old: That is not a boogie board! What is it?
Maybe I should iron more.
Little children are so cute
Little children are not mute
Little children scream and shout
Little children run about.
I was suppose to take a bath tonight,
and relax by yellow candle-light.
I watched tv all night instead,
and now it’s time to go to bed.